twinsfawn:

i’m in the paris catacombs giving every single skull a kiss on the forehead

radiofreederry:

This dog rules

anarcho-skamunist:

xixijinping:

To think that we will never know the identity of this mystery tweeter, thanks to the meticulous censorship of their url

bibliolithid:

squeakitties:

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i’m completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

Magical girl transformation

raptorific:

raptorific:

CGI de-aging will never hold a candle to the power of sitcom characters appearing in flashbacks to college or even high school looking exactly as they do in the present day, played by actors in their 30s or more, but wearing a wig to give them a hairstyle that was fashionable at the time but deeply dated now

This is what it’s all about!!!

dookiediamonds:

hervacationh0me:

earthdad:

this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

the scientists

puffydove:

3liza:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

stardustedknuckles:

bigfatgingernerd:

anarcho-gunman:

crazy-brazilian:

I sent this to my dad, who’s been a boiler tech for 30 years.

“Of the two ways you can explode a boiler, that’s the best one” isn’t the comfort your father thinks it is

mias-back-from-the-dead:

astronicht:

theweirdwideweb:

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

oh my god it’s real and it was LITERALLY called “the broom method” holy shit

not-lupus:

patient dying in the name of toxic yaoi as it should be

re-dracula:

ALT

I can’t believe Bram Stoker didn’t account for the fact that a lot of people died today.

littleguysdaily:

theopportunityarose:

not-lupus:

he’s quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

devestating news for you

collegiatitanica:

egberts:

cascadiarch:

princessvexus:

more-notes-than-you:

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

The unforgiving serengeti claims another individualist.